Alright, here's another time killer (something to keep us busy while we're waiting for more news on X-Files 2). I've put together a Harsh Realm drinking game. For the light weights, I would highly encourage changing "shots" to "sips". Check it out:
Take one shot if:
Someone says “Santiago”.
Tom, or Sophie, writes a cheesy letter and it is read in a voice over.
Pinocchio tells Hobbs that someone is “just a VC”.
Dexter does something plot related.
While providing exposition, Pinocchio uses the words “Harsh Realm”.
Take two shots if:
Hobbs and Pinocchio get captured.
There is a glitch in the game.
Someone gets killed and digitizes.
Florence is not in the episode.
Waters makes a tortured face like he has to take a big dump, but is too constipated.
Santiago gives a didactic speech.
Hobbs and Pinocchio scout something out, while hiding on the ground in the woods.
Take three shots if:
The episode has quasi religious implications.
Hobbs makes a reference to his “girl”.
Inga Fossa appears in the episode.
Hobbs does something that is completely stupid and unrealistic, but heroic.
The episode includes a slave girl.
And there you have it. Now, this is just the first draft of the game and I haven't actually tried it out yet. I'm a little concerned that as it is currently set up, it could lead to alcohol poisoning, as most of this stuff happens in pretty much every single episode. We might need to tweak the game as we go, but it's a start!
Enjoy!
Harsh Realm: It's Just a (Drinking) Game
Take one shot if:
Someone says “Santiago”.
Tom, or Sophie, writes a cheesy letter and it is read in a voice over.
Pinocchio tells Hobbs that someone is “just a VC”.
Dexter does something plot related.
While providing exposition, Pinocchio uses the words “Harsh Realm”.
Take two shots if:
Hobbs and Pinocchio get captured.
There is a glitch in the game.
Someone gets killed and digitizes.
Florence is not in the episode.
Waters makes a tortured face like he has to take a big dump, but is too constipated.
Santiago gives a didactic speech.
Hobbs and Pinocchio scout something out, while hiding on the ground in the woods.
Take three shots if:
The episode has quasi religious implications.
Hobbs makes a reference to his “girl”.
Inga Fossa appears in the episode.
Hobbs does something that is completely stupid and unrealistic, but heroic.
The episode includes a slave girl.
And there you have it. Now, this is just the first draft of the game and I haven't actually tried it out yet. I'm a little concerned that as it is currently set up, it could lead to alcohol poisoning, as most of this stuff happens in pretty much every single episode. We might need to tweak the game as we go, but it's a start!
Enjoy!
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